Crossing the Red Sea


When a small boy came home from Sunday School, his father asked him what he had learned that day.

"The teacher told us about the Children of Israel escaping from Egypt," the boy replied. "When they came to the Red Sea they pumped up their inflatable boats so they could get away from the Pharaoh's soldiers."

"Now, wait a minute," said Dad. "Is that the way it really happened?"

The little boy replied: "If I told it the way she did, you would never believe it."